Yoga Girl · Episode 3
The Fit
Willow is finally going to a real class. Then Phoebe says you can't feel aligned if you don't look aligned. $377 of activewear later, she meets Poppy and Pippa.
Transcript
6:45am. Willow at her bedroom door in old trackies, yoga mat in plastic under her arm.
Willow: Today's the day. Actual class. Seven a.m.
A reel autoplays: Phoebe, in a matching sage-green set.
Phoebe: You can't feel aligned if you don't look aligned.
Willow looks down at her trackpants in horror.
The LUMA online store: leggings $149, crop $89, zip jacket $139. Add all.
Willow: It's an investment in my practice.
The clock says 6:52.
Willow: …I'll go next week when it arrives.
Next week. The parcel glows. She blows a kiss at the mirror.
She struts down the Cronulla beachfront in the new set while surfers jog past, actually exercising.
Willow: Something just felt different.
At a beachfront café, two activewear girls, Poppy and Pippa, look up approvingly.
Poppy: Love your set.
Willow: Thanks, it's for yoga.
Pippa: Which studio?
Willow: …Mostly self-guided.
Her selfie gets 40 likes. Then 212. Then 486.
Willow: And that's when I realised…
She zooms in on her lips.
Willow: …I was so close.
Yoga classes attended: 0. Spent: $912.