Yoga Girl · Episode 2
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Turns out yoga's not just a mat. A crystal, a 'Himalayan' sound bowl and a $29.99/mo app later, Willow is ready. Almost. Yoga Girl Ep 2.
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Daytime. Willow scrolls in bed as wellness ads multiply around her.
Willow: Turns out yoga's not just a mat. It's a whole lifestyle.
Ad: Unblock your energy.
Willow: Blocked. Definitely blocked.
Ad: Hand-hammered in the Himalayas.
The sound bowl arrives. The box says: MADE IN WOLLONGONG.
Willow: It tells me when to drink. Life-changing.
A meditation app: $29.99 a month. She subscribes.
Willow: I'll use it heaps.
Willow's mum, Barb, stands at the front door, buried in parcels.
Barb: Willow! Your… chakras are here!
Willow builds a candle-lit shrine around the yoga mat, still in its plastic.
Willow: Okay. Now I'm ready.
She meditates next to the mat. Three seconds. One eye opens.
Notification: "AuraFlow: you haven't practised in 6 days 😔". Swiped away.
Willow: Meditation is about being present.
She lies on the floor photographing the shrine from every angle.
Willow: …and sharing your journey.
Posted: "Grounded #yogalife". 23 likes. Yoga classes attended: 0. Spent: $529.