Yoga Girl · Episode 4
Collagen Era
Willow is basically a wellness girl now. Marine collagen, ashwagandha gummies, mushroom coffee and a ritual box subscription later, the pantry smells like a pond. Yoga Girl Ep 4.
Transcript
Morning at the beachfront café. Willow, Poppy and Pippa in matching sets, three lattes, nobody sweaty.
Willow: So I'm basically a wellness girl now.
Poppy tips a scoop of pink powder into her latte.
Poppy: Marine collagen. Bounce-back skin, babe.
Pippa pops a gummy while her phone won't stop buzzing.
Pippa: Ashwagandha. I literally can't feel stress.
Willow looks at her plain latte as though it is naked.
A reel: @peaceful.phoebe unboxes her monthly ritual box.
Phoebe: Breathe… believe… become. Your glow is a subscription.
Willow's kitchen bench fills up: collagen, greens, mushroom coffee, moon dust, a jade roller and a gua sha.
Willow: I didn't know what half of it did. That's how I knew it was working.
Barb opens the pantry. An avalanche of powders falls out.
Barb: Willow, why does the pantry smell like a pond?
Willow films a morning-routine reel. The yoga mat, still in its plastic, leans in the background.
Willow: Morning routine! Step one: hydrate. Step two: hydrate with intention.
The comments scroll. One stops: "ur so pretty, u'd look insane with a lil lip flip 💋"
Willow zooms into her own lips.
Willow: Hmm.
Yoga classes attended: 0. Spent: $1,214.